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Mon Jun 8, 2009, 3:05 PM
Uuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhh
No more rotten celery.

Please-
I'm of the whole mindset "waste not want not"
But man- I should have turfed that nastiness.

Instead I thought I could salvage all the old leftovers in the fridge.
NOT A GOOD IDEA.

So much grossness in one pot of noodles, but I won't get into details.

I had to like rabidly run to the fridge for chocolate chips just to stifle my tastebuds' screams.

I will not be a cook when I grow up.

I swear, someone could write a beat poem about that.

"Oh noodles
profoundly in the sauce
I debate to waste you
but it would be such a loss.

I should be happy with how you taste
there's children somewhere dying
wishing, such noodles, they could face

But as I eat I'm crying.
I'll admit- at least you're not a rat
gutted- pitted- and skewered...

But fuck- man- give me a break, I'm a teenage girl= not Martha Stewart."

Ta da.

So profound, right?

  • Mood: Sickened
  • Listening to: Death Cab For Cutie- I'll follow you into the dark
  • Reading: zilch
  • Watching: The computer screen.
  • Playing: zip
  • Eating: Choco chips
  • Drinking: Nothing

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Wonderland.
  • Favourite band or musician: Always changes, but the one constant love is Evanescence.
  • Favourite genre of music: Er... O-O I unno actually.
  • Favourite poet or writer: James Reese
  • Favourite style of art: Is black ink considered a style? I'ma say that. O_o
  • Skin of choice: You can choose that?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Gir
  • Personal Quote: Remember folks, even when life is at its darkest you can always set someone ELSE on fire :P
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils, webcam

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!! what did you think of the history exam? :XD:

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*Gemini - The Twins*
"The reverse side also has a reverse side" - Japanese Proverb


--Brittanyy¤
It wasn't bad, but the Caveman questions were hard to remember >.>;
Yeah and I thought the paris hilton thing was funny haha

--
*Gemini - The Twins*
"The reverse side also has a reverse side" - Japanese Proverb


--Brittanyy¤
I hope you have a good summer!
I will miss you!

--
*Gemini - The Twins*
"The reverse side also has a reverse side" - Japanese Proverb


--Brittanyy¤
hey! I finally decided on what Im going to be tomorrow haha

--
*Gemini - The Twins*
"The reverse side also has a reverse side" - Japanese Proverb


--Brittanyy¤
thank you for the fav! XD

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"I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size five. Anything under size five isn't a woman, it's a boy with breast." - Laurell K. Hamilton

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